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Bernard: Gah! What time is o'clock
Manny: Half ten
Bernard: Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?
Manny: Well, no, now that you mention it.
Bernard: That's right, that would be a world gone topsy turvy. People don't want books in the morning, it's too early.
Manny: Well if this were a bakery this would be quite late.
Bernard: What!? I won't have any cheek. I'm sorry son. I've made a mistake. You don't have what it takes, to sell a book. People don't want them in the morning.
Customer (wearing a 'I Love Books' T-Shirt: Hello (B looks perplexed): I'd like to but a book please
Bernard: What books?
Customer: I dunno I'm just really in the mood to by a book.
Bernard: Get out we're closed!
Customer: Maybe I'll swing by the bakery.

MANNY: Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe.
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BERNARD: It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
MANNY: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
BERNARD: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
MANNY: It's a coaster!

Bernard: "Yes, what!"
Customer: "Those books over there."
Bernard: "Yes, Dickens. The complete works of Charles Dickens."
Customer: "Are they real leather?"
Bernard: "They're real Dickens."
Customer: "I have to know if they're real leather, because they have to go with the sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you 200 for them."
Bernard: "200 what?"
Customer: "200 pounds."
Bernard: "Are they leather-bound pounds?"
Customer: "No?!"
Bernard: "Well, I'm sorry I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet!"

- toto je pecka

haluz no uz to musim stiahnut ... ale trochu zle si to zaradil ale neva

preco myslis?

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Porn Seller: What can I do you for?
Bernard: I'd like to buy some hardcore pornography please
PS: What sort?
B:Have you got any set in a townhall, where the women guess the weight of the cakes and then...
PS: No, got one with nurses in.
B: What kind of nurse?
PS: The kind with big tits!
B: No I mean are they in administration or...?
PS: That's very specific.
B: Yeah well keep looking I'm sure you'll find something, could you turn the heating up?
PS: There you go. Administrative nurse, 29.99.
B: I meant Senior Administrative nurses, that's what I was really looking for
(PS moves hand revealing title to be 'Senior Administrative nurses)
Could we watch it together, get a bottle of wine...
PS: Get out!

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